Greetings assuming Fold!

Has anyone ever noticed that in the midst of a machine apocalypse, people are somehow still able to use technology to send out a radio broadcast… yet in a zombie apocalypse… finding any sort of broadcast is practically hopeless?

-bman

Greetings caring Fold!

This is one for you fans out there.  If you were wondering about Eye and Fred (or is it Fred and Eye?), here’s your answer.

Any other questions?

-bman

Greetings unified Fold!

There’s always got to be that ONE thing that brings you and your friends and loved ones together.  What’s that one thing?

-bman

Greetings ill-fated Fold!

I haven’t seen that movie.  My other option was “Overboard” with Goldie Hawn being the zombie in question.  Which… is more plausible, but I figured my younger crowd probably doesn’t know who Goldie Hawn is, let alone what Overboard was!

Remember Kurt Russell?  Are these people still alive?

-bman

Greetings romantic Fold!

What’s more full of romance than a desperate, no-h0pe situation where everyone generally meets a horrible end?

Be completely honest, who’s seen a zombie movie that had a legitimate happy ending?

-bman

Greetings loyal Fold!

If you missed Part 1 somehow… you’re excluded from being called “loyal”.

Here’s an easy one for today because, deep-down, we all love zombie-survivalism.  If Bear Grills did a special on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, it would probably be the most watched episode (and I know that he, or maybe the other guy, did a post-apocalyptic scenario, but it didn’t include zombies OR mutated people, so it’s not a real post-apocalypse scenario.  Someone is going to eat people.)

Anywho, here’s the prompt:  Let’s come up with a list of things that you and I know about what to do about a zombie outbreak.

I’ll start (natually) with this sound advice: Go for the head.

-bman

Greetings subconscious Fold!

Movies and books that use this sneaky trick often don’t wind up being all that great because the dream/nightmare is often the best part…  AND, it cheapens the experience for the rest of the book/movie because you can never trust what’s happening again…

Examples?

-bman

Greetings tertiary Fold!

Ever since we transitioned dimensions and rebooted The Underfold, I’ve always wondered what happened to some of the additional characters… so, this is my way of wrapping up loose ends.

I think if the comic were in color, he’d be wearing red.

-bman

Greetings fear-mongering Fold!

The media would never just make stuff up to inspire fear… would they?  Examples… GO!

-bman

Greetings logical Fold!

Has there already been a movie that blended the zombie and demonic possession genres together?  If not, maybe I should start writing my script now…  It could be the best blended-genre horror movie ever.

-bman

Greetings somber Fold!

For my international guests, I doubt that you haven’t heard about American Independence Day because a) we flaunt it, big time; and b) the internet exists.

Bonus points for anyone that can tell me what the side of the “Quarantine” box says! (hint, it’s not the side that says “quarantine”.)

-bman

Greetings parental Fold!

How many times have you seen this played out?  You always let someone in… and that’s the downfall.  That’s where the end always begins.

Name some examples!

-bman

Greetings instinctual Fold!

You never see a movie about a zombie whining about his poor situation like vampires always do.  Wow, yeah, it must really suck to be immortal and have super-human abilities.  Yeah, no, no, it sounds awful, you’re right…  NOT.

Name all the vampires that hate their lives as vampires.  GO!

-bman

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Greetings attention-deficient Fold!

I’ll keep this brief.

-bman