Earth and Moon [remix]

Reorganized to the new format for a new day and age.

Mall Santa


Dog Comics

This could alternatively be called "poop" comics. BUT any dog owners already know that.

Customer Service

Customer service is hard, you guys.


It's good to have bonds with other people. Just not Steve.Also: I was on a podcast! (listen here)According to someone on Twitter (that I didn't pay beforehand) I was "entertaining and engaging." So, I...


Based on a real life conversation with my daughter.


Real magic should be equal parts scary and amazing.

Bad Day

Been a crazy week. Have fun with your family and friends.


Greek mythology is full of fun ideas. Poor Prometheus. He just wanted to help us get lit--wait.

Park Party

This may or not be based on a true story.