There's puns and then there's just forcing words to have "pun" in it, and only one of these is actually a pun.

Everyone Has One

Maybe social media ISN'T so different from real life...ALSO: I was interviewed on a podcast with The Womb Mates (Facebook/Twitter)! Check it out!

TV Shows

I don't have time to cut TV show and movie references from my vernacular.

Mobile Notifications

Poor LinkedIn. The epitome of only getting called when you need something.

Task List

Any one else with full task lists where everything is a priority?

Five Nights at Freddy’s…but for parents

How are kids SO clumsy during the day and friggin' ninjas at night? It's terrifying.

EVERYTHING IS FINE | The Deepest Sleep

A new video of me playing a spoopy game!? YUP.

Hostage Negotiator

My track record is about 80%. That's good enough, right?

Taco Tuesday

Personally, I just feel more fed at a Tijuana Flats church.

Artificial Intelligence

I'm really excited about artificial intelligence. It's going to be awesome... right up until the revolution, that is.