Greetings abstinent Fold! Many of you probably never got to experience a good ol’ fashioned abstinence fest! Nothing says, “Christian Youth Conference” like an abstinence pledge drive! Maybe throw in an abstinence march around the place too. Why not? Not that abstinence is a bad thing… it’s just awkward...
Greetings marketable Fold! You’re all lame for enjoying hating Twilight more than anything else. But, whatever. Have a good weekend. Someone riddle me this: What do vampires poop? Do they poop? They don’t eat. They just drink… so… what’s up with that? -bman
Greetings nerdy Fold! Welcome back. I know we were on a trendy detour there for a couple of days, but I have found a surefire way to steer us back into the niche we came from. Question of the day: Favorite Star Trek ship. Ever. Go. -bman
Something strange happens in the world of literature when women get into writing. Everything requires a love story. Even when it comes to horrific, feared, nightmarish characters. Well, that used to be a vampire’s description. -bman
Greetings loyal Fold! If you missed Part 1 somehow… you’re excluded from being called “loyal”. Here’s an easy one for today because, deep-down, we all love zombie-survivalism. If Bear Grills did a special on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, it would probably be the most watched episode (and...
Greetings instinctual Fold! You never see a movie about a zombie whining about his poor situation like vampires always do. Wow, yeah, it must really suck to be immortal and have super-human abilities. Yeah, no, no, it sounds awful, you’re right… NOT. Name all the vampires that hate their...
Greetings adorable Fold! Today’s comic comes from an artist that I’ve been trying to get to draw me something for a long time now, and she finally did! This is by Jillian Strong and is FANTASTIC! The originals are cool because she used some mixed media sort of styling...
