Greetings loyal Fold!
If you missed Part 1 somehow… you’re excluded from being called “loyal”.
Here’s an easy one for today because, deep-down, we all love zombie-survivalism. If Bear Grills did a special on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, it would probably be the most watched episode (and I know that he, or maybe the other guy, did a post-apocalyptic scenario, but it didn’t include zombies OR mutated people, so it’s not a real post-apocalypse scenario. Someone is going to eat people.)
Anywho, here’s the prompt: Let’s come up with a list of things that you and I know about what to do about a zombie outbreak.
I’ll start (natually) with this sound advice: Go for the head.
-bman
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Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
This is what I'm talking about! Excellent plan. Much better than the cement truck theory.
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
There is actually a Zombie survival gym. . . somewhere up north I think. . .
Secure the roof. It's all flat and the zombies won't have anywhere to hide and jump out right when the music gets scary and kill our only black man. We can then go roof to roof clearing out buildings that we deem necessary, ie grocery store, gun shop..
This is what I'm talking about! Excellent plan. Much better than the cement truck theory.
This is what I'm talking about! Excellent plan. Much better than the cement truck theory.
This is what I'm talking about! Excellent plan. Much better than the cement truck theory.
This is what I'm talking about! Excellent plan. Much better than the cement truck theory.