All New Underfold

It’s hard to have poop epiphanies and tell people about them at appropriate times. These are the types of things you think about while wiping… Read More »Toilet Paper

You know what’s scary? In a few years, presidential candidates will have to start answering for their YouTube comments they made when they were younger… Read More »Presidential Debates of the Future

We are a fickle society. We clamor for new, original content in one breath and with our other, order tickets to the latest installment of… Read More »Reboots and Original Content

Today’s the day! Baby #3. First boy. We’re outmanned and outnumbered, but we’re happy and everyone is doing great.  

I know. I know. This…doesn’t fit in with the canon where JB died of both the universe exploding AND from a brain sucker…but I had… Read More »Dolphin