Category: Comics

Greetings battery-operated Fold!

The real question is that if we were batteries, would certain people fit certain robots? Like, would a machine’s television remote die, and he’d be like, “Ah, man, these batteries are dead! Honey! Do we have any AAA batteries? You know, the tiny ones?”

And his robo-wife is like: “Are these small enough?”

And he’s like,  “No those are C batteries. I said small ones. Gahh.”

Because even robo-wives won’t know the difference in batteries. And the husband-robots will still be frustrated.

What kind of battery would you be?  I’m thinking I’d probably be a C… bummer.

-bman

Greetings good-looking Fold!

Don’t think of it as cowardice. Think of it as an invitation to the next generation of Xbox Kinect. They’ve moved past that last barrier between you and the game. Your body.

-bman

Greetings prepared Fold!

The apocalypse IS coming whether you believe it or not. Which one are you preparing for, and why?

I, for one, am practicing my binary so hopefully I can work as an interpreter for a while for the machines as they rise to power…

-bman

Greetings submarine-protected Fold!

What kind of fuel do submarines need? What happens when they run out? Do you just drown… or…? Is a submarine the best way to protect yourself against the machines? So many questions about this whole submarine thing. It didn’t really work out for the people in either of the Terminator submarines… so…

What’s the best vehicle to protect yourself against a machine apocalypse?

-bman

Greetings water-dwelling Fold!

It’s true. Steve Jobs lives in a submarine. Underwater somewhere in the ocean.

Help me make The Underfold the place to find Steve Jobs rumors. What have you heard about Steve Jobs?

-bman