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Fitness is a Plague

Yes. This is a strange take on a scene from the Matrix with donut agents complaining about fitness. Yes. I am weird. Yes, I am nerdy enough to have taken most of Agent Smith’s monologue and fitted it to the topic.

Yes, if you’re nerdy enough, you can read it for yourself below because I’m a giver.

“I’d like to share a revelation during my time with fitness. It came to me when I tried to classify it. I realized that it’s not really a hobby. Every hobby on this planet instinctively keeps to itself and does not impact the surrounding environment, but fitness does not. Fitness moves through a social feedĀ and it multiplies and multiplies until every social media is consumed. The only way it survives is to spread to another person. There is an organism that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Fitness is a disease, a cancer of this planet. Fitness is a plague, and we…are the cure.”

“Can you hear me, Morpheus? I’m going to be honest with you. I hate fitness, this zoo, this gym, this lifestyle, whatever you want to call it. I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It’s repulsive, isn’t it?”

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Earth, Moon and Sun

 

Puns. Puns for everyone.

It’s been a while since I published a BONUS COMIC…but I found a little note I’d written myself with this dialogue between Earth and Moon…and I laughed. Then I made it into a comic.

You’re welcome.

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LOST Valentines

Dusted this one off from the archives and reupholstered it for the 2015 internet. (originally posted in 2012)

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LOST-valentines-charlie LOST-valentines-hurley LOST-valentines-jin LOST-valentines-michael LOST-valentines-rouseau

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Wolverine vs. Terminator

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Because sometimes you just have to send in the best to take out an army of Terminators. Wolverine definitely fits that description.

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About Patreon


So, as you may have guessed, I drew this comic by hand on good, old fashioned paper. I used pens and markers to ink and color it. I went through and digitally removed my terrible handwriting. It was a ton of fun to draw and color.

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