This comic is based on a tweet from the very funny @ComedicBust.
Lawyer: TELL ME WHY YOU STABBED HIM
Me: Well, he responded to a text by calling and left me a voicemail.
[jurors gasp]
[Lawyer throws up]
— Comedic Bust (@ComedicBust) May 2, 2017
This comic is based on a tweet from the very funny @ComedicBust.
Lawyer: TELL ME WHY YOU STABBED HIM
Me: Well, he responded to a text by calling and left me a voicemail.
[jurors gasp]
[Lawyer throws up]
— Comedic Bust (@ComedicBust) May 2, 2017
Today’s comic is based on a tweet by @NewDadNotes.
Wife: where did you hide our garden statue
Me: how did you gnome it was me
Wife: you hid it to set up a pun didn’t you
Me: gnome
— FirstTimeDad (@NewDadNotes) May 5, 2017
This comic is based on a tweet by @doktorj!
*Wakes up from 57 years of hypersleep
*Hits snooze
— Doktor J (@doktorj) April 13, 2017
Today’s comic is based on a tweet by @Tmoney68.
[Hunting Robots]
Me: You a robot?
Robot: Would a robot read this?
*shows me copy of Totally Not A Robot magazine*M: Hm. That checks out.
— Tony (@Tmoney68) April 11, 2017
This comic is based on a tweet by the very funny @tchrquotes! Check him out!
6yo:You can’t eat chips before dinner!
Me:YOU can’t. I’m a grown man. I do what I want.
*Wife walks in*: What’s that?
Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?— keith (@tchrquotes) May 28, 2015