MMmmm…BACON.
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MMmmm…BACON.
I’m not crying. You’re crying. You big baby.
The older I’ve gotten and the more kids I have, the more I am literally turning into a stereotypical TV sitcom dad about leftovers. I should really just go to sleep.
Next step? Building a sandwich as tall as I am only to have the neighbor burst in and eat/knock over my sandwich.
Parenting can be hard. It’s good to keep your children grounded with the correct beliefs about monsters.